Your presence still lingerrs heree

I don't bite. I do quite the opposite actually. I like cars, Cyanide and Happiness comics, suits, Supernatural tv series and I am actually hooked on it thanks to my bestfriend, and I'm 18 going on 5/23

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Permalink unsettlingclarity: MARRY ME NOW.
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bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

(via dancingwiththefallenangels)

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The Seven Shittiest Sins

  • Greed: I want shit
  • Envy: I want your shit
  • Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
  • Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
  • Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
  • Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
  • Pride: I am the shit
Permalink kterkper-sixty-six: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: nkfr: oolongearlgrey: rozurizo: stegomastodon: darktemplarfromhell: That….is sick For the person who wants to kill the shit out of somebody. The knife is in case I don’t kill you with the six bullets first. the Apache Revolver, ladies and gentlemen What the shit? somebody give this to the winchesters, they can just change it to be a pure silver knife, pure iron knuckles and salt rounds Becky, i’ve found you a thing.
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curtisplease:

curtisplease:

And then he ran into my dick…he ran into my dick ten times.

He had it cumming

(via fullmoonromance)